And you wanted to beat a chimp....

Yea, that title has nothing to do with this blog. lol. I just couldn't come up with a blog heading. I just wanted to write about some crazy things that have happened in the past two weeks. The first thing I wanted to talk about was about piss.
It really sucks when you wake up and wonder how you got home that night. It is even worst if you walk up to your clothes only to step in a wet spot on your carpet. Yeah. I know. That sucks! So when I woke up that morning and stepped in it, I thought to myself: "No...No...nononononononOOOOO!!!!"
I then touched the wet spot and sniffed it. The pungent smell of urine. Urine....URINE!!! I stood up and raised my fists into the air and yelled upward: "PISSSSSSS!!!!!!"
This really sucked. It was also the second time I did this. But this time I cleaned it later that day, instead of waiting a month later. Anyways, my advice to you (whoever you are), is to control your pissing. I developed this bad habit of pissing by copying this dude i know one drunk night. OH! other things you probably shouldn't piss in/on:

• windows
• people
• carpet floors (well...pretty much anybody's floor)
• cars (unless it is your own)
  
• couches
  
• on toilet paper
• on people's towels
• in people's sinks
• on people's shoes

You pretty much get the picture. Piss can get you in a lot of trouble. But of course, I would never piss on such things....sober.

The next topic I wanted to talk about is something I wish more guys could do. I wish there was more respect for other competitors in the finding a female. I guess I'm going to be serious for this. To explain, I'll tell my story. So I was at this party. There was about an even ratio of male-female. I was getting to know this chick that my friends wanted to hook me up with. Suddenly, this other guy just goes in and doesn't give me a chance to leave an impression. I guess I lost in this competition because I wasn't aggressive enough. Now, I am not an aggressive person. I wouldn't steal a chance for another guy (especially a friend) to get a relationship out of the girl. And I especially wouldn't try to hit on a girl that has a boyfriend. I guess this is why I am all about the random play and not the relationships.
I just now thought of something. Life is a competition. You start off by meeting other players, you play the game, and those who are aggressive enough win the game. Or at least they think they do. The truth is, they are constantly fighting in the competition to hold onto their win. There is always someone or something trying to get what you have. There is no real winner in the competition. And there really is no loser either. Unless you give up and stop competing altogether.