It won't make sense

My arm hurts. My body hurts. But this is because I fell down a hill multiple times. And i'm pretty sure I fell when I almost got home. Waking up with my arm all bloody the next morning really opened my eyes. Not about drinking, but about how dirty I was living. I hadn't cleaned my kitchen and bathroom in months. My floor was littered with dirty clothes, books and plastic bags for some reason. Empty drink bottles surrounded my computer. I was living a simple dirty life. So today I changed that. Cleaned all of that shit. Even the toilet (pun intended. haha). But yea, now this makes me think about a random question.
If you could choose between 3 talking bears, which would you choose?

1. The first bear is awesome. It is all around a good bear. It likes you and provides you good company. But you would have to change your current living styles for this bear.
2. The second bear is pretty incredible. But you only think it is incredible because you only see it drunk. It seems to like you and you think you don't really have to change your current living styles, but you would have to be constantly drunk to see it; you don't know if the bear would come if you were sober.
3. The third bear is hilarious and awesome. It does funny things. You don't have to change your lifestyle at all for this bear. The only problem is, you don't know what the bear wants. It could just be doing it's funny thing and then disappear one day.

I don't know which bear I would choose. It is a hard choice. They're all good bears and I wish I had a talking bear. That would be so awesome. I'll come up with an answer soon....or else probably never. Who knows, there could be other bears out there too.

Speaking of bears, I saw pandas on the tv today. I did not know they looked like that when they are born. I was all: OMG! hahah.