CHIMPS!!

Chimps...I don't like them! They're up to something....One minute they're standing there smiling at you. But as soon as you leave, they turn into homicidal creatures! Say you are in a room with a chimp and your friend deer. You leave the room to go get some tea. When you come back, the chimp has killed your friend deer and is eating him! WTF chimp?! I'll kill you!! Oh, and you best not have your back turned on a chimp with a gun in the room. That chimp will not hesitate to kill you.
Another reason why I don't like chimps is because they gave humans the bug. Started with some guy who wanted to F' some chimps. He caught the bug and gave it to humans. These disgusting chiiimmmpps. Oh god. Full of diseases. Why are people touching these monkays. Walking around, gathering sicknesses and spreading them.
Some people say to me: "Why do you hate chimps so much? They're funny."
BAH! They are not funny, unless they are falling out of a tree, getting mauled by an animal or being hunted. Chimps...Oh, I also don't like chimps because of Planet of the Apes. I saw the old version long ago and did not like these damn apes. But as soon as I saw the new version...I hated both chimps and the movie. lol. Oh god, I also remember sitting through a movie about this chimp being sent through space, and how this kid helped the damn thing remain calm or something. I was yelling, "Let the CHIMP DIEE!!"
Ugh..chimps...watch out for them. They are dangerous and i'm pretty sure they're up to something...