Enjoying the Outdoors

I was looking at my blog and was surprised I did not talk about this subject. Being a man, the most beneficial perk (in my mind) is the ability to take a piss anywhere. Examples:

• I'm drunk and someone is taking their sweet time in the ONLY bathroom. I go outside and piss
• I am walking outside and suddenly have to piss. I go find a tree or just go in a shaded area

• I am driving a long drive and there is no rest stop for another hour. I pull over

You get my point. It is so convenient and never a dull moment. But you can get in trouble for this. If the police (Fuck the police) see you urinating outside, they could fine you. And that is why you do at night. lol. But yea, I do not see how urinating outside can be harmful, besides the kind that covers or destroys your stuff. But what is wrong with urinating on the grass or on a tree? People will get mad or show a disgusted face (not that any of this has happened to me). If it did happen to me, I'd be all:
"what the hell are you looking at?! if you don't like it just move on!"
Which brings me to another thing I hate. People who are disgusted or mad at what you are doing, but continue looking at you.
Urinating in the outdoors is a tradition passed down by our ancestors and even our chimp-like ancestors. HELL, all our ancestors. Some of our society rejects outdoor urination because the toilet is the norm and outside is deviant. I believe outdoor urination is fine, as long as it is not all over my stuff.
So the next time any of you guys feel like going outside, and you are not scared of people seeing your junk, take a piss. Live a little bit. And watch out for those police or anti-pissing people.