The Douche

I feel like describing a douche. (in my opinion) Of course some of you will have different opinions on a douche, but I am going to describe some characteristics of how I define a douche.
-A douche throws a beer at you
-A douche fucking follows you to every party; when not invited
-A douche will call you a raging homogay
-A douche is that guy that a lot of people hate
-A douche disagrees with your views
-A douche has publically disgraced or humiliated you
-A douche will cockblock you
-A douche will annoy you
I have a lot more, but i thought i'd leave it with that. A douche would qualify to be said "douche" if they at least did 4 of those things. Anyways, think of a person you do not like. Now imagine that they left your "usual surroundings" (the area/territory where you live your everyday life). Like most people, you would be happy that they are gone. But suddenly you get a call from a friend (another member in your "usual surrounding") and hear that the person you don't like is coming back temporarily. You figure that the chances of running into them is very slim and since they've been gone, other people's routines have changed to not involve them. (i.e. you would not see this person due to the adaptation of them leaving). But it never works like that. You go somewhere, such as a gather of friends, and find out that the person you don't like, a douche, is there. There is a phenomena that occurs when a friend invites this douche. Your friends are not perfect. I will explain in detail to why the douche was invited.

Say you have an in-group of friends; 8 total for example (this includes you).
-5 friends in the in-group do not enjoy the company of this guy
-2 friends are oblivious and do not see the same view as the other friends
-1 friend does not know the guy well enough to really judge
This is how life works. I believe the % of HATEage of the douchebag within friend settings is broken down like this
-62.5% of your friends will not like the douche
-25% of your friends will tolerate or like the douche
-12.5% of your friends have limited experience with the douche and will not judge yet

Within your 25% of friends, one of them has contacted and invited the douche. You will eventually run into them at such things as parties for example. This model only works when you base it off your in-group of friends. If you took into account other friend's in-groups, your data would not match mine.
This also has to deal with conformity. In an in-group of friends, the majority will conform to a collected sense. Hmmm...I should do more blogs like this...Well that is the end of my randomness. I guess thank you for reading this much.