Enjoying the Outdoors

I was looking at my blog and was surprised I did not talk about this subject. Being a man, the most beneficial perk (in my mind) is the ability to take a piss anywhere. Examples:

• I'm drunk and someone is taking their sweet time in the ONLY bathroom. I go outside and piss
• I am walking outside and suddenly have to piss. I go find a tree or just go in a shaded area

• I am driving a long drive and there is no rest stop for another hour. I pull over

You get my point. It is so convenient and never a dull moment. But you can get in trouble for this. If the police (Fuck the police) see you urinating outside, they could fine you. And that is why you do at night. lol. But yea, I do not see how urinating outside can be harmful, besides the kind that covers or destroys your stuff. But what is wrong with urinating on the grass or on a tree? People will get mad or show a disgusted face (not that any of this has happened to me). If it did happen to me, I'd be all:
"what the hell are you looking at?! if you don't like it just move on!"
Which brings me to another thing I hate. People who are disgusted or mad at what you are doing, but continue looking at you.
Urinating in the outdoors is a tradition passed down by our ancestors and even our chimp-like ancestors. HELL, all our ancestors. Some of our society rejects outdoor urination because the toilet is the norm and outside is deviant. I believe outdoor urination is fine, as long as it is not all over my stuff.
So the next time any of you guys feel like going outside, and you are not scared of people seeing your junk, take a piss. Live a little bit. And watch out for those police or anti-pissing people.

Short Entry about Pandas

I am trying to find a topic for my Environmental Sociology class and I found a funny little article talking about a panda biting people.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/01/09/panda.attack/index.html?iref=newssearch

It made me laugh. Why would people go down into an animal pen and NOT expect to be hurt. My favorite quote was:
"A year earlier, state media reported that a drunken tourist tried to hug the panda, who bit him. In an odd twist, the tourist reportedly bit back."
I laughed really hard at that. Imagine a drunk guy (most likely American) going into the zoo. He then has this great idea to get in the pen and hug that panda. Just because it would be awesome; not to mention its a PANDA. As soon as the guy hugs the panda, the panda bites him. Angered in his drunken state, the man does the first thing that comes to mind. He bites the panda back. I don't know about you guys, but this amuses me greatly.

Edit: haha, i found more information on the subject

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-489313/Panda-bitten-drunken-tourist-takes-revenge-savaging-teenager-Chinese-zoo.html

Bears

Bears. They may seem like cute/cool animals for our amusement...but they are really sneaky powerful creatures.

Fact: Bears can't run downhill well

Fact: Bears will release their bowels when fighting

Fact: A Black Bear is known not to attack humans unless it fears for it's cub's safety.

Fact: You are more likely to get hit by a car than attacked by a bear

Well actually...I made up that last one. But it kinda sounds true. Anyways, bears are dangerous, no matter how funny they look. I used to look at bears as giant hamsters. But, as I became more educated, I found out that they are more related to the canine family. I can see that. They are like bulky dogs that can climb trees.
Another thing I wanted to talk about was domestication of bears. I have friends that say that it is possible, and other friends that say that it isn't. The answer is simple. You can train a bear to be friendly, dance or anything else like that, BUT, the domestication does not get passed onto the cubs. That is why trainers are always needed to socialize the new cubs into captivity. Bears are just one of many creatures that are not bred into automatic domestication. It's a shame too. Imagine the possibilities. Bear cavalry....packs of bears to hunt people...dancing bears. Well actually, there are people that get bears just to make them dance. It's kinda sick. I youtubed "dancing bear", with the intent of finding a funny video of a bear dancing to a song. When I scrolled through the searches, I found one about a type of bear in the asia area I think. It had rope that went into it's nose and around its head. It then had to dance whenever it's master made it. The first thought that came to mind was: "That's fucked up"
I believe that some animals should be domesticated, but I believe that they should be respected at the same time. I'm all down for a bear dancing, but I think a bear should dance naturally; not forced to dance with a rope put into it's body.
43% of bears, that dance, are abused (statistic not proven)

20% of those bears are forced to do nasty things (statistic also not proven)

But anyways...here is a random picture of bears that I got off wikipedia. I am so confused. lol

Reflections

So I was walking to work one day. On that walk, I remembered that I used to write short stories. I had a good laugh in my head remembering them. Then it hit me. I was fucked up in the head. I wrote some pretty nasty shit. My stories had sex and gore. Not only that, but a common reoccurance in my stories was the vivid paragraphs of my friends getting molested/raped. I mean what the fuck?! Why would I go into detail about writing my good friends into a story, only to have them get anger fucked in the ass or partake in a forced devil's triangle. Meanwhile, me (being the awesome person) becomes the badass hero or just lets his friends get sodomized.
You can all calm down now, I don't think or write stories anymore about that stuff. But it did get me thinking about how I should start writing again. It was a care-free way of taking out my anger (vent) through creative expression. At least I think that was why there was blood, sweat, tears and semen in my story. Well...im not sure. I have forgotten a lot of things about my high school self. So yea, people are probably wondering what I am going to write. Personally, I would want to write a story with a hidden meaning in it. But we shall see.
Another thing I wanted to talk about is perception vs reality. Everyone sees themselves differently than they really are. (except me, I see myself as awesome...and i simply am) But yea, I was wondering today if I am what I really think I am. Then immidiately started thinking what would it be like if I were one of the asians living under me. It would be a carefree life. Drinking and smoking everyday, constantly around friends, girlfriend? (or really close roommate), and enjoying life.
It really got me thinking about how he lived his life. But then I realized, its not for me. I'll drink, but everyday would hurt...and be expensive. Constant friends would be annoying. No personal time. No quiet time. NO TIME TO BEAT THE MEAT! Yea, fuck that. And his girlfriend? Not that hot.
But yea, fuck that. I wouldn't want that. Everyone has their own styles, likes and dislikes. You guys should try thinking more like this. It is pretty cool. I wouldn't suggest trying to be that guy. But I bet like 17% of you are.
I think it is important to be who you are, unless it it violates the norms of society. Then I suggest you keep things quiet...probably keep those things to yourself.

The Douche

I feel like describing a douche. (in my opinion) Of course some of you will have different opinions on a douche, but I am going to describe some characteristics of how I define a douche.
-A douche throws a beer at you
-A douche fucking follows you to every party; when not invited
-A douche will call you a raging homogay
-A douche is that guy that a lot of people hate
-A douche disagrees with your views
-A douche has publically disgraced or humiliated you
-A douche will cockblock you
-A douche will annoy you
I have a lot more, but i thought i'd leave it with that. A douche would qualify to be said "douche" if they at least did 4 of those things. Anyways, think of a person you do not like. Now imagine that they left your "usual surroundings" (the area/territory where you live your everyday life). Like most people, you would be happy that they are gone. But suddenly you get a call from a friend (another member in your "usual surrounding") and hear that the person you don't like is coming back temporarily. You figure that the chances of running into them is very slim and since they've been gone, other people's routines have changed to not involve them. (i.e. you would not see this person due to the adaptation of them leaving). But it never works like that. You go somewhere, such as a gather of friends, and find out that the person you don't like, a douche, is there. There is a phenomena that occurs when a friend invites this douche. Your friends are not perfect. I will explain in detail to why the douche was invited.

Say you have an in-group of friends; 8 total for example (this includes you).
-5 friends in the in-group do not enjoy the company of this guy
-2 friends are oblivious and do not see the same view as the other friends
-1 friend does not know the guy well enough to really judge
This is how life works. I believe the % of HATEage of the douchebag within friend settings is broken down like this
-62.5% of your friends will not like the douche
-25% of your friends will tolerate or like the douche
-12.5% of your friends have limited experience with the douche and will not judge yet

Within your 25% of friends, one of them has contacted and invited the douche. You will eventually run into them at such things as parties for example. This model only works when you base it off your in-group of friends. If you took into account other friend's in-groups, your data would not match mine.
This also has to deal with conformity. In an in-group of friends, the majority will conform to a collected sense. Hmmm...I should do more blogs like this...Well that is the end of my randomness. I guess thank you for reading this much.